You know it's not the ideal freelancing job when the ad mentions:
2. Wanting a quality writter.
3. We have a small budget, so please bare (sic) that in mind.
4. We're a luxury magazine, seeking writers looking for
5. Payment in warm fuzzies.
6. Willing to split proceeds of word-beating novel once published.
7. Must be willing to dress up in costume.
8. A great way to lern (sic) your craft and rise (sic) your profile.